CAN HEIRONYMUS MERKIN EVER FORGET MERCY HUMPPE AND FIND TRUE HAPPINESS?

Anthony Newley

Heironymous Merkin

Joan Collins

Polyester Poontang

Bruce Forsyth

Uncle Limelight

Milton Berle

Goodtime Eddie Filth

Stubby Kaye

Fat Writer

George Jessel

The Presence

Connie Kreski

Mercy Humppe

Alexander Newle...

Thaxted

Tara Newley

Thumbelina

Patricia Hayes

Grandma

Ronald Rubin

Skinny Writer

Louis Negin

Producer Peter

Tom Stern

Producer Ron

Judy Cornwell

Filigree Fondle

Margaret Nolan

Little Assistance

Yolanda

Trampolena Whambang

Lynda Baron

Salesgirl

Ronald Radd

Critic Bentley

Rosalind Knight

Critic Bentley

Victor Spinetti

Critic Sharpnose

Anthony Newley

Diretor(a)

Anthony Newley

Roteirista

Herman Raucher

Roteirista

Richard William...

Opening Title Sequen...

Anthony Newley

Produtor(a)

George Fowler

Associate Producer

Otto Heller

Diretor(a) de Fotogr...

Bernard Gribble

Editor(a)

Bill Constable

Art Direction

Scott Slimon

Set Decoration

Anthony Newley

Original Music Compo...

Herbert Kretzme...

Lyricist

Peter Hutchinso...

Special Effects